Yo, so Imma let you finish, BUT TACOS DE LENGUA ARE THE BEST THINGS EVER. My mother makes the best tongue I have ever had and in turn become the best tacos ever. I may have been know to eat a whole tongue in one sitting. I REGRET NOTHING.

That Cookie Monster line. Dead. You've made my shitty Tuesday morning ever so much brighter.

Manhattan clam chowder makes me want to cry. I ordered clam chowder at this seaside cafe in Malibu once and they gave me manhattan style. I was confused and NOT HAPPY.

I am literally crying right now. Best comment EVER.

Holy shit, the part about the cake being cut by a saber wasn't a lie.

Man...why must you do me dirty like that, alma mater?

I agree with you. For a while, I used to play basketball and sometimes, it was the last thing I wanted to do after a long day in the office. However, running back and forth chasing after a ball for 3 hours once a week made me I felt great. My headache would be gone, granted I would be barely able to walk back to my…

I 100% agree with you. I have worked with some otherwise great men in community activism who have worked hard with regards to equality and immigration rights, but when it came to women in the community activist circle, the misogyny was ridiculous and just depressing.

She looks so much better though...her smile looks actually more genuine than in other pictures I've seen her in where she mainly looks like she's grimacing.

Seriously? Don't be a troll. Come on.

"Badbye! Notice I didn't say goodbye. That's because I hate you."

I almost pissed myself right now. Oh my god. I shouldn't have had that liter of water. I am literally covering my mouth right now because I can't stop laughing. I AM CRYING NOW.

Why do these things amuse me so much?

My favorite graffiti was in the women's restroom of the Humanities building of my school. I always felt like I was getting inspired everytime I had to pee. It was awesome...until they replaced all the stalls :(

EXCELLENT! Thank you so much! :)

I would sometimes watch it with my mom, but I was always lost in what was going on, and my mom would just yell at me when I would ask her questions about what was going on, hahaha.

But Rebelde man...my boyfriend at the time used to call me a super fresa because I liked that show, LONG HAIR DON'T CARE. AND I have NO…

Whoa, BACK UP, Rebelde wasn't the original? Well now I know what I'm gonna be doing.

Oh I remember this novela, I'd come home from work and my mom would be glued to the TV. I can't believe that of all the novelas out there, they decide to go with Juana la Virgen? If it was Rebelde, I'd be on that. (Whaaaat? It was my guilty pleasure!!)

You know what, it's kinda true! I never noticed it before because I always ended up meeting someone from school or other activities, but now that I'm in the dating scene, I was so surprised to see all the actors or people trying to make it in the "biz". I was like, Really? You came from Texas to be a screenwriter and…

Thank you thank you! I finally believe my friends who've warned me of the horrors of the LA dating scene.

It sure is, sister! Yay a fellow SoCal-er! I spent last Saturday in Malibu and it was GLORIOUS! It's times like these that I miss living in OC since I used to live super close to the beaches.

Lucky duck!!! I wanna be poolside everyday!!! :<