Unless Comcast is your provider. They are not a supported provider for PS3/PS4 for whatever-the-fuck reason.

Since according to the article, "[t]hat burn, and many others, comes to us from a tipster who forwarded an email that was sent by a Harvard senior to his dorm's email listserv," it's safe to say the 'socially connected and competitive community' knew about this exchange without the help of deadspin. These are the…

1. It's not like Tyler got doxxed, so relax a bit about his 'persecution'. Other than you and a few dozen/hundred more people, no one knows or cares who the real "Tyler" is. No last name was used, and there have to be at least a few dozen 'Tylers' at Harvard. So Tyler will be just fine — this isn't going to follow him…

Holy shit your circle of friends is long-winded.

"How many Yale students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

This is so much effort. God, who has this kind of time on their hands? I can barely be motivated to respond in polysyllables to my work emails or bicker with strangers on the internet, and this guy wears out two keyboards on account of some kid with bad hair complaining about parties?

OH DID YOU GO TO HARVARD?!?!

I knew Tyler from high school, and he was a really chill guy.

that was pretty clear in context, but the fact that the thin-skinned dbag kept using it like a gang or fraternity name is lame and contemptible.

Remember, this is Harvard. They get high on the smell of their own farts.

Yeah, I was too busy playing Tecmo Bowl to have time for this shit.

10 Harvard students, 500 cups.

My nickname in college was tenMan, but for a whole different reason.

So, the alleged "Party People" of Harvard throw 6-7 of them a year? I am on Tyler's side. Also, a glib nickname like TenMan? These guys suck.

This might be the single most passive-aggressive, schizophrenic email I've ever read. He goes from "yeah, sorry about that" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK WITH BAD HAIR!" to "I'm stalking you on the internet" to "we could be great friends...we both love Obama!" to "YOU SELF-ENTITLED PRICK! YOU'RE MAKING OBAMA AND…

Well Harvard, you had a good run and all, but after seeing this email you should probably just burn the whole place to the ground and start over. I'm sure your endowment will be more than enough.

When I was in college, if I had the free time to write a 1,700 word email to a fellow resident I would have opted to NOT even respond and get high instead because getting high at 1 in the afternoon was probably my favorite thing about college. The fuck is wrong with these idiots...

Reminds me of a joke I like telling Harvard students when I'm near campus:

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

The Dress was blue.