I see what you're doing.

You're absolutely right. Hang on to your consoles and enjoy fond memories of gaming yore.

And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the self entitled pirate who complains that he doesn't have $80 to spend, and laments that other people do spend $80 instead of just pirating like him.

I prefer a genuine experience. That is worth something to me.

If you have something to lose (a great job, some position of note, wealth, or celebrity status) and have a social media account, then do one of the following:

I thought you said there was a joke in there somewhere?

AGDQ: Awesome Games Done Quick.
WR: World Record.
TLA: Three Letter Acronym.

Not humerus.

step 1: stalk yourself. how easy are you to stalk? could you rape you?

If you have a Wii U/ Wii you can download it from the Wii Shop Channel if you don't mind not having it physically. I bought it over the summer.

He's been at it for at least two years and it is fucking hilariously creepy, every single time. The fetish couldn't be more obvious.

The guy just won't quit, he can't help himself from posting about 'BUT NATURAL BREASTS DON'T SAG BECAUSE LIGAMENTS', he's literally been doing this for 2 years.

You're really just throwing this completely false idiocy around everywhere, aren't you?

You are wrong. Here is some "science, bitch!" with cited sources:

In short, the 40 year old virgin was asked to design the breasts.

Two words: Sports bra.

And, like, a physicist.

I think I need an adult...