I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Couldn’t have happened to a worse player.

what’s a boston

I like this story because in a way it’s uniquely American. It’s about sporting excellence, pride in your accomplishments and not even pretending to understand the concept of moderation.

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

Some days...

Klay hurt himself trying to flop his way into a cheap foul call.  He got exactly what he deserved.  That was about as natural a shooting motion as Draymond kicking dudes in the nuts.

Man, imagine being too scummy an association for the Bruins. 

(Congress goes into recess next Thursday and returns on June 4, after Labor Day.)

She Was Once Engaged to Former UCLA Offensive Linemen Nick Ekbatani, but Called it Off After He Severed His Leg in a Motorcycle Crash.

Tampa’s record this year was at least partially inflated by things that aren’t generally sustainable(record in one goal/OT/SO games)

‘but more confusing is why the Mets’ rotation includes a Brooklyn Heights dad who’s about to pick up his kids from school. That might be the root cause of the issue.’ Right?! Like, why is my grade 9 science teacher playing baseball?? 

I feel like there’s a difference between continuing to exist and being a thing.

This article is going to be hard to read for the 6 readers of SLAM magazine.

MSU reinforcing bad behavior when they should be reinforcing their seats.

If it worked for him to have a massive hole involuntarily dug by unsteady hands for him to leap out of in heroic fashion with the entire team on his back; the prospect of realizing the dream of lifting the European Cup for a sixth time for a third club and in doing so making the quite reasonable case as being the…

to New Jersey, which is a hell of an upgrade if you ask me

You could tell me that Josh Hart, Moritz Wagner, and Alex Caruso were the stars of a new hit Netflix show, the members of a boy band, YouTube celebrities in trouble for shitting on a homeless person, and I would be more likely to believe you than they were three NBA players. 

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal.