BJAR is a garbage stat that still doesn’t value how she uses her hands. It’s 2019, surely we can start using better analytics and can move past “the nerds in the basement who’ve never had their dick sucked don’t know shit herr derr” era.

I could tell by the camo clothing to crappy beard ratio and the absence of any black people that this was about to get real trashy real quick.

Also...replace him because he failed at kicking. Don’t replace him because he singlehandedly cost you a game where the offense managed exactly one touchdown. That narrative still bothers me so much. His 2018 season was disastrous and worthy of him losing his job, but that game should not have come down to a single 43-y…

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

“Get us the Next Sean Mcvay!!!!”

Quite. And to be even fairer, a good portion of people in this country don’t know fuck-all about anything.

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

Rose is a terrible person and he plays the least appealing form of basketball ever devised get him off of my team and off my tv.

I don’t think Ben Roethlisberger deserves to be in the Hall of Fame, so much as he’ll force his way in, whether we like it or not. 

SHITTY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO DREW?!?!?!!1!?

It’s actually Shit Towne

His laugh sounds like sobbing being sped up and played in reverse.

I hate this fuckin team...

BOOOOOOOOO

you can learn all about sentences on twitter:

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

You’ve heard of Twitter.

When asked why,  he talked about Rampart for 15 minutes and bailed.

i am not convinced we required the explanation

It’s stupid that the NBA makes him waste a year of his career at Duke.