I don’t watch a lot of baseball, but holy shit, did they change it to MAGA League Baseball when I wasn’t looking??

Zeke just Ewok-ed all over them.

What is this guy complaining about?  One free semester at The University of Houston will set him up for the rest of his life.

The Braves had one of the best rotations in baseball for a long time.  They won 14 consecutive division titles and only had one World Series win to show for it.  Some teams just struggle to get it done in the postseason.  The Dodgers are going to go down as another one of those teams.

+1 Antonio Cromartie Offspring

“Well Dana, when AB said he ‘jack my dick on your back’ it hit a little too close to home for Bobby and we had to let him go.  We left a $20 on top of his playbook and asked him to see himself out.  We’re a classy organization.”

Give him time. He’s still working out his references and how this situation reminds him of the film Norma Rae and the 1986 Celtics.

Dill’s failure to act accordingly put BSU in a pickle.

Am I the only one thinking the mayor was bribed enough to change his tune?

The Devil Went Down to Day Care

On one hand it seems silly for everyone to keep jumping ship to a new team every offseason, but on the other hand, why not? The players fought for free agency so they should exercise it. If you have leverage, just renew your contract on a yearly basis. That way if the team pisses you off then you can leave after one…

He was also completely unaware that there were roughly 10 seconds remaining in the period.  All he had to do was backcheck for a few seconds and wait for the buzzer.  I don’t understand trying to get a change in that situation.  Especially when he dropped back to cover for the D then all of a sudden stopped at the…

Me: “Oh look, a Ryan O’Reilly post. I wonder if anyone will mention the Tim... nevermind.”

This is yet another Hertl the Sharks are more than capable of jumping.

How can he launch his new senior dating service, Kraft Singles, with this kind of video in the public record?

He was simply trying to reunite the old man and the sea.

If this was the ref crew from the BOS-TOR series then Pavelski would’ve laid there in his own blood until the game ended or he died, whichever came first.

I haven’t seen a six day beating this bad since 1967.

“Hey Eli, I gave your Mom a dirty sanchez!”