Huh, the NCAA seems a lot more concerned with protecting student athletes from being paid than protecting them from being abused by staff.

Hard to be intimidating when you’re doing In Living Color Fly Girl cosplay.

Landry is like the new guy in the POW camp. His spirits are high and he thinks if he motivates his fellow prisoners, that they can overcome their oppressors. The men who have been imprisoned the longest have seen this before, they’ve seen that it will only end in failure and it’s taken the souls of stronger men than…

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

Millionaires should pay for their own fucking sports documentaries.

This feels like a rejected Onion article.

As much as I want to be like “Well, that’s crowdfunding.” the fact of the matter is the Star Citizen shitshow is so far outside the norm... They’ve basically raised enough money for an ACTUAL SPACE MISSION, and it has exactly zero chance of ever yielding anything like what they promised, and a very slim chance of…

How ironic that despite being responsible for “Legs” and “Tush” he’ll always be known for using his head.

Well, I’ll at least be happy for Fleury and the Real Deal James Neal.

That was so much damn fun. I cannot wait to watch more of this and none of the NBA finals.

It’s the Babe!

Gordon Bombay would like a word with you

You made a slight miscalculation:

Drake: [heads home]

They would also line up the cheerleaders at the entrance to the visitors’ tunnel when we finished warmups and were jogging off the field, I guess in an attempt to distract us or something?

A family of candy asses.

Dick Ebersol’s forehead had its own congressional representative.

If those allegations are true they definitely qualify as discriminatory behaviors....

But is the synergy DISRUPTIVE!? The takeaway is I’m leveraging value adds on a go-forward basis all up in here!

In that picture Moolah looks to be at least 67 percent iguana.