Also always remember to never go to an NFL game.

Never trust a man who’s first name is a last name and last name is a first name

I wish someone would just go ahead, haul off and beat his ass. I’m so sick of him doing this and then getting defended by bay-area bandwagoners and his mother. It’s ridiculous.

Man this game is going to be fucking weird.

FUCK HER AND TREVOR NOAH FOR ALLOWING HER ON THE SHOW.

I wouldn’t excuse the driver, either. He’s a dick. They’re both dicks. Everyone’s a dick.

Michigan is the cesspool of the world? Ohio has not just Cincinnati but also Cleveland.

Yeah well your fans looked like a fucking Trump rally when they rushed the field.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

I agree. If anything, his nickname should be “Bleached Asshole.”

This is trying way too hard. Bleach Boy is a terrible nickname, and I hope it sticks with him forever as penance for being an attention whore.

If you ask Ryan Ellis’s face, Brown certainly is a force majeure to be reckoned with.

I believe this man is wearing Chuck Klosterman’s scalp on his head.

They do! That’s why they voted for Obama, too. And when Obama didn’t deliver, they voted for Trump. And when Trump doesn’t deliver, they’ll vote for Kanye in 2020. And when Kanye doesn’t deliver, they’ll vote for Guy Fieri.

I thought Deadspin would be excited about the decision. Finally an American sports team is going to reuse an old Arena.

Pssst...and they are lying, anyway. I bet not one of them can name a specific policy the Orange Man espoused, beyond “bring our jobs back” and “making America great again.” It was the racism, panic about the impending loss of majority status, and anger over having a Black president for the last 8 years who wasn’t able…

No, it’s because Trump offered them hope(albeit a clearly false hope) whereas the neoliberal Democrats offered them nothing but more of the same and inane slogans like “America is already great”(tell that to the millions of people who used to have a reliable job but are now working part-time at Walmart, if they’re…

He would have to do more than reverse globalization. He’d have to also reverse the productivity gains that have been good for industries but bad for employment. Our manufacturing sector right now makes just as much stuff as it ever did in US history. It just makes it with a lot less people.

The Lakers give Nick Young, Timo Mozgov, and Lou Williams minutes. They are not cool and young. They are middle-aged and bogus.

Bayless also came to ESPN as an already known and established commodity, but I think you managed to point out the thread that ties those successful upon leaving ESPN together.