A valid point; although, Le Batard’s original point seemed to me to be saying that regardless of your function, if you’re talent working at ESPN, don’t go someplace else because ESPN is the dominant entity.

Simmons’ essential problem is that he’s got a face made for radio and a voice made for the printed word. Good Lord is he awful on camera.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“We want fish sticks!”

Guys, this has been a huge misunderstanding. Phil doesn’t approve of LeBron’s circle of friends, but that’s just because it’s not a triangle.

It’s Digimouth.

Does the cameraman zoom in on Melania’s tits at the end? I would have to say yes.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Fine, I’ll say what everyone’s thinking: Is there a Mister Koritala?

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

Why draw attention to this guy doing this, though? Don’t you think that has the potential to draw negative interest to this and get him in trouble?

‘“Alshon Jeffery asked about the 500+ yards of offense (NSFW language): “If we don’t win the game, that shit don’t matter.”’

Mmmmm I can smell 6-10 and the number 8 pick from here

The Bears plan is simple. Tank the entire season until they win the last 2 meaningless games, playing themselves out of a Top 3 draft pick, then trade their next two 1st round picks for Jimmy Garoppolo, so they can let their offensive line destroy his promising career

Completely anecdotal, but I know of three people in my social circle (myself included) who have just given up on the NFL altogether. Quit watching this year cold turkey. And we were all fantasy football, football pool, watch all day Sunday kinds of fans.

We’re ready to cheer, to boo, and most of all, to talk and argue about the games that fuel our passion.

Kid Rock is the worst thing to ever happen to Detroit and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Pictured: Case Keenum pointing to which receiver he’s going to throw to.

Arizona is Arians Nation!

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.