The video seems to have been a direct parody of this commercial, which is itself a Dirty Dancing spoof:

Made even more bizarre by the fact the other Bay Area team defines black as a team uniform color perhaps better than anyone else.

You clearly haven’t watched him play this season.

This is the most terrifying picture I’ve ever seen. I can’t tell which will give me nightmares first: the pockmarks and scars, or the weird, uneven, detached eyeballs.

Another deadspin article is ruined by its needless and pointless use of exclamation points. Why is this a thing at gawker?

61.3 Major Penalty - A major penalty, at the discretion of the Referee based on the severity of the contact, shall be imposed on a player who slashes an opponent. When injury occurs, a major penalty must be assessed under this rule (see 61.5).

The “They are exhausted” narrative does not hold any water. Over the last 3 years they have played 6 or 7 more games than the Rangers total. and maybe 8 more than Chicago. One of those teams won the President’s trophy and one is a perennial contender who made the playoffs without their best player for the last month…

He seriously looks like a cartoon character.

FTFY, Greg.

I hope he gets penalized really heavy for that. I like watching sports especially hockey, but there's nothing more sour than bad sportsmanship. Ans the blind eye turned to it from the leagues are even worse. Much like Su stomping on people, the punishments are never enough when they're endangering the health,…

Thank you for pointing that out, no one was mentioning the fact that his face almost got cut in half.

How quickly we forget, etc.

Frankly, I expected better from the guy who founded Grantland, the place for sports news without access, favor, or discretion.

90% of the MN population before May: 'we want out of Minnesota.'

And in related news, Bill Cosby remains at large.

I like Anthropomorphic Penis.

how about "nerdy never-played-sports"

He'll always be my little Punchy McFuckface

I don't know - shit-faced buttbag has a good ring to it, too.