Barry, you need to lower your expectations for Bills fans. Preferably below folding table height.

The new Grit Lord has angered the Hockey Gods. The Flyers were smote for their truculence.

Students: “I don’t think they’re entitled to anything, either.”

“Sun comes up, sun goes down. Tide comes in, tide goes out. Mack gets a sack, Mack recovers the ball. You can’t explain that!”

Bend The Rules Like Beckham?

It’s fitting that one of the lizard people became a Raptor.

They always said Billy’s grandsons were a couple of boobs.

“When Tom Brady throws for just 133 yards against a team coached by Bill Belichick’s former defensive coordinator, something is very wrong.” I think this can work either way.  Bill should be able to exploit his former pupil, but perhaps Patricia’s insider knowledge of their offense helped the Lions’ D more than…

That headline is confusing because butt fucking would’ve avoided this situation entirely.

I’m Gessing this won’t end well for him.

That look on his face, a mix of sleeplessness and stupidity, informs me that he could spend the rest of eternity on tight end coaching and Pitt’s future would remain the same.

Jim Bob called IT over the summer so they could install a new offense, but they must’ve ran out of time.  Maybe next year.

He also might have wandered into the wrong barbershop recently.

The point is that nobody in power cares what happens to women or children or anybody else. The goal is to make money. If a pedophile or abuser can help them do that then they will sweep it under the rug until someone finds out. Then they will feign ignorance, wait for it to go away, and resume making money. College…

Walking through the tunnel post-game Andy Reid noticed female fans yelling “MAHOMES!”, to which he replied “M’ladies”.

We’re getting to the point where you have to wonder what schools don’t have a toxic culture in one or many sports.

Going back to 1999, you could argue that Joe Thomas was the only quality first rounder they’ve ever had.

Kobe is the LBJ of family time right now.

It’s a far cry from the Renaissance when this is the best Art Italy can come up with.