This is low. Even for Urban. More like sub-Urban, amirite?!?

Tristan could’ve walked up and shanked him and that would be considered a measured and reasonable way to deal with Draymond.

“exactly one (non-alcoholic) beer and playing FIFA (practice arena only) for two hours tonight before falling asleep (in TB12 hyperbaric chambers)“

I smell a fraud. Everyone knows it’s “Amor y Paz”. He’s probably not even Spanish!

“I like my protests like I like my tuna: dolphin-free” -- Stephen Ross

Both William and Janoris claim that their foolish brother started screaming his own name before charging into the home and committing the murder.  Leeroy’s whereabouts are unknown at this time.

This Hoff is quite the hassle.

Terry Pluto isn’t even a planet anymore, so how can we trust him?

“We are all affected by me shooting Spain’s dick off. All of this is a big blow to our collective dick, but we will stick together and move forward from this completely trivial and voluntary decision to shoot Spain’s dick off.” #thoughtsandprayers #DickStrong

I suppose that makes at least two employees at The Ringer with a God Complex.

It’s best for ZZ to go out on Top.

I believe that’s worth an extra point in rugby.

If Vegas wins the Cup, it’ll only be second to the Miracle On Ice as the most improbable underdog story in hockey history.

Before we had two initials and a number we had the equally awful first initial and shortened last name: A-Rod, K-Rod, F-Rod, A-Jax.

This is the kind of loose change Seattle can believe in.

Pop should be careful wearing that kind of shirt. A Kardashian might take it as an invitation.

NYR is going into a rebuild. No point in signing Kovy.

I LOVE BBQ AND COUNTRY MUSIC PLEASE HIRE ME IM SO HUNGRY AND LONELY

“Listen Kevin Byard (if that’s your real name): you never played the game! That photoshopped pic of you at the Pro Bowl is a huge red card! I asked all my buddies who are former players and none of them said they ever played against you! #Truth”