But Drew, I can’t make sense of art if it isn’t translated into a capitalist word salad to help me navigate the modern corporatocracy. Synergy!

“If you’re nervous, just use ‘right’. It sounds positive and better than ‘uh’ or ‘y’know’. Go with right all the time if you have to.”

The “A” on his jersey stands for alternate facts.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m going dancing, how bout you?? Happy Valentine’s Day, Teddy!” - Joel Berry II

A cheesed off Piazza complains about lack of respect for Reggiano.

“DB Alert” usually means something else when associated with Jimbo.

A particularly dirty pest Burrows underground.

Some people just aren’t fans of a Capela.

Bravo, Woolley! You turned an ugly motherfucker into the ugliest motherfucker!

Harvey Danger let himself go.

he’s only 65....million

Ray has also been accused of beating a dead horse, but he was later acquitted.

You brought up “dead, flaccid wieners” without mentioning the Browns. Impressive!

“Look at me. I’m the Papa now.” — Bob Kraft

If you want him blowing dick and balls then you’ll have to accept the slapping as foreplay.

Jeremy Lane just wants to know if he gets yard privileges.

Cam arrogantly dismisses media questions because he thinks he’s smarter than they are. He’s the teenager who thinks he knows everything and gets an attitude when he thinks your questions are beneath him. Sometimes you just have to accept the way things are. The media isn’t going away and neither are their often…

Surprise!

1. Open a non-certified lab

He originally suggested “Truther Tuesdays”, but the team preferred tacos.