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I will never pass up an opportunity to see Marshawn run a press conference.

Haven’t you heard?!? It’s always FOOTBAW O’CLOCK!!!

Wait till Lane tells you about the time Saban forced him to do his taxes and wash his car.

“For those about to go 2-14 and draft another QB in the 2018 draft, we, uh, salute you?”

It’s fair to say this relationship is makhdoomed.

How often does a Charger get into the HoF? The whole damn team should be able to go. One less day of practice isn’t going to ruin the season. Unreal.

A retirement 65 million years in the making.

Unfortunately, the woman successfully killed herself later that night after watching the Pirates.

I’d argue that adding Dwyane Wade would guarantee another Warriors championship.

It’s okay, he’s got that UNC degree to fall back on.

It’s parr for the course to be on drugs while working for the Browns.

Good thing UCLA recruited some Hands to play with their Balls.

“Hey, so Bastian, with your experience at centerfield, do you think you can crack the Sox opening day roster? And why Bastian instead of Sebastian?”

I see zero dick kicks on that stat line. Not as obscene as I was led to believe.

Background: During the Feb.16th game Byfuglien hit Schultz from behind and forced him out of the game with a concussion. Maatta also suffered a broken hand during the game. This led to the questionable hit by Malkin on Wheeler as a form of retribution. It’s not like Malkin just took a run at Wheeler for no reason.

LeBron is trying to rocket mortgage the team’s future in order to quicken their winning in the present.

I need to get my eyes checked because I keep seeing gray and beige instead of silver and gold.

Being struck by Lightning is act of God and should be covered by his insurance.

People who supported Trump based on jobs don’t understand how the world economy works. They must think he can single-handedly reverse globalization and return jobs to the US from China, Mexico, etc.