I’m assuming Black Knights are a reference to chess? Is chess really that popular in Vegas or are they trying too hard to avoid gambling references? I would think that Black Aces would be a better name with it’s connection to both Vegas and hockey.

Draymond’s Dad taught him well.

“Bitch” — Draymond Green

This just in, LeBron James is day-to-day with “hurt feelings” according to Klay Thompson.

It’s important to be comfortable when you’re on your feet all day throwing sports balls towards the basket ring.

Life comes at you fast, but for Johnny, bottle service comes faster.

You know what they say, hindsight is 0/20.

Simmons: “You mad, bro?”

+1 Draymond kick to the nuts.

The hottest of taeks!

The two goals he let in weren’t entirely his fault. Kessel put the first one in basically on his own and Cullen put up a screen on the second (great shot by Boyle either way). Solid performance in a do or die game.

“Sorry guys, but your brands are a distraction to my brand. Please cover them up for the sake of the brand.”

Nah, the Blues won. Just saying that a couple bounces don’t change Elliott from a good goalie to a bad one and vice versa. Even though the media seems to portray it that way.

A couple of bounces go SJ’s way and this game probably ends 3-2. Then we get an article about a shaky Brian Elliott.

In related news, an Arizona Dong is awaiting deportation for indecent exposure. His parents are very disappointed.

I’ve read that Vogel and the Pacers have a fractured relationship that’s in need of a clean break. It has cast a shadow over the locker room and could spiral out of control if he were set upon returning.

“Well, women can’t play in the NFL, but you might just be lucky enough to get beaten by one of your favorite players!”

It says Joey Votto, but I keep hearing “Wilbur”.

“’If hope is the true currency of fandom, then there is nothing more hopeful than a ball moving through space.’ Daaaamn, I’m pretty good! Like, Rex Chapman good!” — Diana Moskovitz

I’ve honestly never thought of it that way before for some reason. Good point. He’s not.