18-1!

I’m really pulling for someone to win the division at 6-10. Maybe it will finally be the catalyst for playoff seeding reform.

The game was classic Lions. Build a lead quickly by catching the opposing D off guard. Fail to score any meaningful points for the rest of the game. Watch the other team get in gear and slowly march back and take the lead. Complain about a controversial call late in the game that screwed the Lions over (not the 6…

All jokes aside, the NFL has become a year-round business that relies on part-time, seasonal help to either make or break every game. They run their league like it’s Black Friday at your local Best Buy.

“Hey KD, how does Kobe’s ass taste?” — Shaq

“Big Ben is due to step in a bear trap and then fall down a well any day now.”

I would definitely watch if Healy suited up so some All-Stars can fire pucks at his giant head.

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“Who the hell am I to ask someone else to give up the only job they’ve ever known?” I asked myself the same thing, but after dropping “etiolated” I’m going to have to ask you to pack up your keyboard and go home.

The sad part is a 90 year old, with no football knowledge, firing management is a beacon of hope in Detroit.

Doesn’t [Redacted], Lord of Darkness, deserve some privacy too?

The voiceover work on these videos are awful.

The City Animals are building something special this year. Expect them to contend for a title and battle their arch rivals, the Greater Metropolitan Area Sportsmen.

Winning is also anathema to Mark Shapiro’s way of doing business.

“the media and public didn’t know about it until Moustakas chose to reveal her death in an interview more than a month later”. This is how it should be handled. The media doesn’t need to know about personal matters in order to exploit them for dramatic effect. How many more articles do we need about Volquez and…

People don’t think Daniel Murphy be like he is, but he do.

Kane had too much puck anticipation over the summer which led to him getting separated from the puck when entering the offensive zone.

I liked the title better when it was “threw a beer a baby”. The last thing a beer wants is to have a baby thrown at it. I mean, “be Jesus”!

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