More like sCam Newton, amirite?!?111

They played the Lions. Manning could’ve sat in a recliner with a slice of Papa John’s in his left hand and still thrown for 300+ yards.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... footbaw!

Point Blank

“Send J.J. back in time, I guarantee you he kills Hitler first. Not like that degenerate Brady who would probably sabotage Eli Manning’s Super Bowl footballs.”

Can’t wait to see Cowherd and Whitlock go at it on First Take Second Look, this Fall on FS1.

“It’s never going to leave me. It eats me in the gut. Like it’s motorboating my gut and I can’t make it stop...but I kind of like it.”

The Russians are on board if they come with matching warm up pants.

“The builders fumbled the ball,” said Randy Smith, Ryan’s attorney. “And Rob Ryan, of all people, is not going to let it just sit on the ground.”

“LeBron didn’t even go to college! This is a joke and not the kind of the thing we should teach our children!” — Stephen A.

Thanks, makes sense now.

“Croce’s motivation for talking was just as transparent: he was attempting to avoid criminal and civil liability, and to protect his bar’s most famous patron.” Is there a legal expert or link to a column that explains the bar owner’s liability? My limited legal knowledge isn’t seeing the liability here.

They forgot to mention that it was a signed football. It’s called hospitality!

“At some point, this bubble is going to burst, and this godawful idea seems like just the prick to do it.” I’ve been hearing this for years now and every new, stupid idea gets gobbled up by viewers. What if there is no bubble? By 2020 we’re watching locker room surveillance footage and Jim Tomsula bathroom breaks.

How many players in the NFL have ever prayed for the Cleveland Browns to give them a contract?

What a pfugly situation this has turned into.

Tristan Thompson is a max player? Can’t we call this the “LeBron Effect”? Put him on the Knicks and see how good he is.

That kid is completely unbelievable. He ruins the immersion of the film.