The lack of “Watching Tony Allen is fun as hell” and one or more exclamation marks really brings down the article’s score here. Need to step it up.

If you want a definition of Pyrrhic victory, just refer to the Spurs/Clips Game 7.

Officer: “Miss, are you hurt?”

Why did you dig up Al Davis and take a picture of him?!?

Hell of a game, ya Bish.

That trade really cost the Cavs an arm and a leg...and another arm.

The hit was similar to the Wilson hit on Visnovsky, but Kronwall launched himself through the air and nailed Kucherov with a flying elbow. I think the league, via the video, is stating that launching and using an elbow/forearm to the head is crossing the line. It’s a rather thin line between the two hits, but it’s…

Chip Kelly is trading up to take Connor McDavid at #1. You heard it here first.

Hey, look, another article about the Warriors/Curry. This time disguised as an article about the Pelicans. Yay.

“We’re trying to shoot the fuck out of Hitler, their leader.” — Dwight Eisenhower on what needs to happen offensively for the #AlliedForces

Coach, what if I call her eight times and she agrees to go out with me?

Royals fans want no part of Lawrie’s or Aramark’s beef at this point.

“skate-off wrister”...no, just no.

I remember when nobody bothered to look at the schedule until opening weekend and the draft was something you might watch for the first round if you were bored. Nobody paid much attention to football unless it was on TV.

Every time a player is fouled, his team gets a point. If it’s in the act of shooting, it’s two points. Three points for a three attempt. Eliminate free throw shooting and just grant automatic penalties. The end of a game turns into timeout, foul, free throws, foul, timeout, foul, etc. It kills the time of the game…

Sporting events are an outlet for a lot of angry, bitter people to be violent, drunk, and hateful towards one another under the guise of fandom.

This sounds more like something a Brony would do.

“I’d see her outside of class and she would just walk past me on the street without speaking.” I work at a university and most of the people do that.

You’re Fired!!

The old blame-the-coach-so-I-don’t-get-fired routine. Nice try Presti.