I’m guessing that Cano thought there was already a man on first and the pitcher just walked in a run. Surprise!

Stone may have embellished it a bit, but when you get slashed like that on the wrist you tend to feel like it’s broken until the pain subsides or the doc says it’s not. The refs don’t have x-ray vision to immediately diagnose an injury. They saw the play and gave him five. It was a legit call. If Stone had the puck he…

“Both of these unthinkable thoughts go to the core of what gives Boston its distinctive identity in the early 21st century.” Loving sports is a distinct identity?

In related news, Jose Bautista has taken this as an insult and will increase his bat flipping accordingly.

You’re going to explain the stupid shirt, but not the stupid face or stupid personality? Total letdown.

Jamarcus, Jameis, Janope.

I thought this is where they were dumping all the dead bodies already?

Why not add the Orlando Magic to Tampa’s teams? They’re close enough and the Magic really should have been in Tampa anyway.

Pulling a page from the Bill Simmons playbook and (rightly) attacking co-workers, but with half of the clout. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton...

Nice to see a good guy like Frank Kaminsky overcome Down’s Syndrome to lead his team to the Championship game.

Will Ray Rice be suspended when he “accidentally” runs her over on the field?

They ordered Jimmy Jans.

"Hello, I'm Lewis Ferguson, welcome to Jackass."

After seeing the Drew Miller accident it's scary to see how close J.T. Miller's face is to Pavelec's skate. Bad night for Millers all around.

I actually like it. It's cleaner and I can find everything with minimal effort. There's still a lot going on, but it's an improvement all around.

"Crab legs! I knew it!" — NFL Shadow Scout

"I never used any artificial crowd noise without Bob Barker's consent." - - Rod Roddy

Roger, you should try the GBLT. Guac makes everything better.

I can understand that every franchise wants their own Crosby or Ovechkin, but to tank an entire season (or seasons) just for the opportunity to draft a player who could be the next Alexandre Daigle or Rick DiPietro is insane. Datsyuk was 171st overall, Zetterberg was 210th. Maybe invest in your scouts and front…

"We're all part of Dean's plan, son." — Roy Williams