In related news, Jose Bautista has taken this as an insult and will increase his bat flipping accordingly.

You’re going to explain the stupid shirt, but not the stupid face or stupid personality? Total letdown.

Jamarcus, Jameis, Janope.

Why not add the Orlando Magic to Tampa’s teams? They’re close enough and the Magic really should have been in Tampa anyway.

Pulling a page from the Bill Simmons playbook and (rightly) attacking co-workers, but with half of the clout. It’s a bold strategy, Cotton...

Nice to see a good guy like Frank Kaminsky overcome Down’s Syndrome to lead his team to the Championship game.

Will Ray Rice be suspended when he “accidentally” runs her over on the field?

They ordered Jimmy Jans.

"Hello, I'm Lewis Ferguson, welcome to Jackass."

After seeing the Drew Miller accident it's scary to see how close J.T. Miller's face is to Pavelec's skate. Bad night for Millers all around.

I actually like it. It's cleaner and I can find everything with minimal effort. There's still a lot going on, but it's an improvement all around.

"Crab legs! I knew it!" — NFL Shadow Scout

"I never used any artificial crowd noise without Bob Barker's consent." - - Rod Roddy

Roger, you should try the GBLT. Guac makes everything better.

I can understand that every franchise wants their own Crosby or Ovechkin, but to tank an entire season (or seasons) just for the opportunity to draft a player who could be the next Alexandre Daigle or Rick DiPietro is insane. Datsyuk was 171st overall, Zetterberg was 210th. Maybe invest in your scouts and front…

"We're all part of Dean's plan, son." — Roy Williams

Hernandez is hitting his prime murdering years. I anticipate a solid career ahead of him with a chance to be one of the greats. Haven't seen this heady mix of ego and stupidity since the legendary OJ was absolutely killing it, so to speak.

Nobody can deny that Gary Busey is still a fine actor. Here he is impersonating Peter King.

Every play should be reviewed. Then the other coach can appeal the decision at least three times before a jury of his peers selected from college and professional ranks (both active and retired, perhaps robots in the future). In the event of an inconclusive challenge and subsequent appeal(s), Lord Goodell will make a…

I imagine that Jerry must be on the phone with Minnesota all day, every day. Probably offering to switch RBs: McFadden and the 27th pick for Peterson. The Vikings think he's nuts, but that never held Jerry or AP back before.