All this talk of NCAA players and their market value, but not a word about Perry Ellis and his brand synergy. Rovell is off his game.

Pete is sitting next to his idol. That's an opportunity he can't pass on.

This is a bit insultan to Arabs.

"Butt-faced shitbag" is probably the most accurate description of Cowherd in existence.

Fred Hoiberg may have blown it, but he did not inhale.

Not just beat an NBA team, but make the playoffs. I feel like D-Wade would crush them by himself. No way they get the eight spot.

"The night is dark and full of terrors." — Nationwide Kid

Tonight, on a very special Seven and Counting, Philip turns down a job offer in LA to stay with his growing family, while Antonio finds that the eighth time is the charm on the gridiron of love...

Can a referee issue a red card from the grave? One player investigates.

Odin "The Aaron Stretcher" Lloyd. Clearly a lover's quarrel.

"Keep the change...ya filthy animals." — Roger Goodell

Hasn't it been clear for a long time that Jerry wants Adrian Peterson in Dallas? Regardless of what Spray Tan did last year, Jerry is in love with AP.

"What a jerk. I never pull out of anything." — Antonio Cromartie

It's an understandable reaction when a frat Stoops so low as to be openly racist.

Cutler will be okay. Marshall was only his third or fourth option depending on how many DBs the other team had on the field.

This guy needs help.

Boring, monotonous, dreary, anonymous, red. Matheny's secret clubhouse police. Putin enjoys this team very much.

Russell can own the NBA, but Sterling can't own his players? I'm so confused...

It's completely true. LBJ disrespected Ray by refusing to stop scoring for the rest of his career and not forcing Cleveland to add Ray to the roster this season. There is no possible way that Ray Allen can play the game of basketball again.