Hail Hydra!

Was expecting to see an FC after Toronto Raptors. Disappointing.

"but I don't know if I can't wait to until the playoffs for Dallas to be miserable." Me talk pretty one day!

Don't forget Covington Stanwick!

Another pass to the ghost of KG.

"Civilization is built ENTIRELY on people fucking other people over." FTFY

Even Rory Fitzpatrick thinks this is bullshit.

TCU and Baylor are in an unfortunate spot, but I will definitely enjoy seeing OSU get stomped by Alabama. Beating up on Wisconsin with your third string QB proves that the Big Ten is vastly overrated, but well connected with the selection committee.

Kessel hasn't blown up this bad since he hit the Taco Bell bathroom at 3am.

"Who's Penalty Kill Subban?" — Chris Pronger

Belichick: "Only stars can wear 69, Gronk."

Somewhere RichRod is laughing...and winning...mostly winning.

Florida man, Phuc Kieu, attempted the rape of another Florida man, Sum Ting Wong.

Just off camera was Pete Carroll clapping slowly.

Born out of an explosion of joy? Aren't we all?

Targeting? Jameis taught him to run through the bag, not slide. This is baseball for crying out loud!

Might be the worst game of college football I've ever seen.

One of problems in sports today is sports psychology and the never-ending quest to "stay positive". Your team is terrible and was annihilated 9-2. You deserve to be booed and if some people want to throw away their jerseys, then so be it. However, the players have become conditioned to only "stay positive" and…

Antonio Gates is still in school? Does the NCAA know about this?