Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Dammit, it’s October, 2015 and we still have to deal with this shit. Eventually, people will stop making jokes and laughing about a very cruel and serious subject. I, like many people who comment on this website, can’t stand hot takes; but in this particular situation I’d much rather read a strongly worded, over the…

I teach the class not the other way around and all those teachers who say their students are really teaching them are bad educators listen up if you want to see a pair of graphs, I have one right here that depicts internet usage over the last three decades and another that depicts good old fashioned morals and decency …

If you’re a Buffalo-area exotic dancer, after last year, the last thing you want is reminders of what happens when a randy Orton appears outta nowhere.

I feel really bad because this excellent joke deserves all of the stars, instead of my dumb rental car pun.

What about Doc Gooden? That guy had great stuff. I mean, his stuff was primo.

He’ll bring with him the stuff he’s always had.

If taxpayers are gonna complain about paying for football stadiums maybe they should look at the other things their taxes pay for; fire departments they never use, cops that write chickenshit tickets, roads that no one drives on, sewer systems that haven’t been updated since the 1970’s, the list goes on and on it’s…

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

“I will not let this tragedy go unnoticed. That’s why I’m unveiling my new slogan: Burn down the White House.” — Ted Cruz

the fire is reportedly “suspicious in nature.”

“I can’t remember the name. Something-something. There’s a face.”

“Paul! What happened to your house??!”

Why would they? Old school blood and guts coaches such as Mora can’t be bothered with metrics.

First they came for the Expos, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not from Montreal.

I dunno about that, I’ve tasted Jesus’s blood and it has way more sugar than Cutler’s.

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

“They used the word ‘chemistry,’” he said. “Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players. It didn’t sound real.”

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

I don’t know, Barry. Pushing the Super Bowl back to accommodate the NFL’s biggest event would be incredibly controversial.