It’s refreshing to see an argument between a black man and a white guy with guns end without any casualties.

This is one of my all-time favorite choke jobs. Watching the Nationals collapse has also been enjoyable.

“Thanks for beating our asses, here’s some champagne”

This comment still cracks me up. Read it in her voice.

Jim Irsay Secret Thoughts: DO NOT READ

[Andrew Luck steps into frame in a clean Colts jersey]

Grigson is doing so with the imprimatur of owner Jim Irsay

No one who’s seen Ragnar would forget he’s a man.

Vikings GM: “$20,000 a game?! I won’t have it! I’ve never felt more violated.”
Voice from the shadows: “Oh really?”
Vikings GM: “God Damn it, Smoot! Get out of here.”
Fred Smoot: *Looks dejectedly at double ended dildo*

I think that’s a fair wage for watching the Vikings.

If you’re never coming back, how can Albert suck your dick? It's not like he’s leaving Gawker for IJReview or WesternJournalism.

This thread has been amazing, thank you!

Samer, in the event I ever wanted your two cents, I sure don’t anymore.

Great idea, Tom. Vote for the guy who would bring the golf war to Washington.

President, Rutgers: Dam him!

The Giants need him back ASAP. Unlike the rest of the team, JPP still has enough fingers to count to three.

Well, in this case your in-prog reviews may indeed seem foolish in retrospect. For instance, SPoiLeR aLeRt: in the end, Pip and everyone she loves is killed by a malign fog paw.

Philly fans might eat him alive if he gets smoked by Terrance Williams.

That’s where the similarities stopped.

The NFL’s official twitter messages are even lamer than I had imagined. Damn, I got this Deadspin commenting thing DOWN. Hilarious comment to get everyone through the work day? Yes, please. Greys? Don’t tell me I should be in the greys. I’m too busy writing this comment.