We would say, “We don’t need the preseason.”

This guy needs to make like a tree and get Dutch Elm disease.

you fucking suck you idiot dickhead

more like RG-CTE, amirite!?!!?!1/!?

Robert Griffin III’s problem is that he has never been prepared. At Baylor, he used his superior athleticism to run away from defenders who never had a chance of catching him. Unfortunately, he never adapted after leaving college and this is why he constantly finds himself in the position he is currently in. Robert…

“If all you’re going to write is negative (expletive) then none of you need to be here!”

Petrino: NEXT TIME YOU WANNA WRITE SOME INACCURACIES—

Relax, Paul - it was a compliment! Duggar loves works in progress!

This outburst makes Petrino the second most famous nut in Idaho, right behind the potato.

I don’t like you making fun of the former Dallas Texans. So as a blog writer of sorts to my friends, family and “others” via Facebook the article from Drew is about as poor as it gets!! Is that all it takes to become a staff writer at Deadspin? Well, boy howdy as people think they say down here in texas give me…

Two of them, in fact. Turns out that’s not quite enough motivation for me to get behind turning our schools over to Deion Sanders just yet.

I have transcended your stats, advanced and otherwise. You saw an interception. I saw a ripple in the fabric of space time caused by the precise wobble of the ball I threw to that safety. I saw the way that ripple in the fabric of space time saved an entire civilization of advanced mollusks from being decimated by an…

How did you get Rex Ryan’s computer?

“But Harbaugh”, asked reporters, “what of illegals on our shores?”
“12 to 15 million, all working class or poor,
What shall we tell the teeming masses yearning at our door?”
Quoth the Ravens, “never more.”

For a nativist rant this was pretty sloppy and unfocused. Clearly he needs a better offensive coordinator.

Assholes. Now Geno’s got to hunt around northern New Jersey looking for a giant ATM.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

[bounces]

You sure he isn’t just tweeting about the Deadspin comments section?