This page should stoke plenty of Southern fires, particularly those that also contain The Naked Lunch and Lolita.

I was having some trouble with a bully. Mostly just standard middle school stuff. But it got bad enough that, at one point, the bully went in my locker, took out some really expensive Lebrons that Tommy bought me and cut them to ribbons. Well, the next time I saw Tommy, I wasn’t wearing them. He asked me about it and…

Just wait until the Thruway Authority gets wind of this, there’ll be an EZ-Pass kiosk every 20 feet.

Kind of unfair to make them play Trinidad AND Tobago at the same time.

True story. I got pulled over on the night before my wedding. I was just moving the car from the bar to my hotel parking lot about 400 feet away in a sleepy New York town.

Mexican: I Went To DeAndre Jordan’s House, But He Said He Was Voting For Donald Trump

Nothing new here. Broussard has never been one to take pride in his work.

[9:21 AM] Burneko: On another note, do you like Guacemole? You’re gonna wanna check out my new Guac recipe. I put watermelon in it, and a bay leaf. It’s outta sight my man.

[9:22AM] Kyle: Fucking go fuck yourself.

A large man who unironically considers himself a lion living amongst sheep is not the kind of person you want to upset.

OBG: [reads Doug’s joke]

Looks like the race war has begun.

If that batting average is any indication, he’s forgetting his bat on the regular.

I think a LOT of bears are going to have a good time this weekend.

Idiot.

Fuck This Bear

Prince: [collapses after rounding third base]

A hockey player would have accepted that trophy — then played game 7.

I think we’ll get more clarity on this soon, as it is turning into a pretty big story. Right now all the major news outlets are talking about how the Koreans execute their defense.

He still made out better than most Koreans caught on the wrong side of an arbitrary line.

Katie Nolan threw salt in his wounds much like the United States army did when they seeded clouds above Khe Sanh to regulate the amount of fog using sodium as a deterrent against the composition of the stratus cloud. Despite not being a terribly successful attempt, it was in the same vein as Operation Popeye, which…