"Strong take."

Is that even English that I'm reading?

Tim Hasselbeck is relieved to know that he is no longer first on the list when someone searches "terrible bald Eagle".

Pretty good chance that these guys pray to the neon god they made.

"Wow, they did it!"

You know how touchy the micks can get.

Sherman: "They about to try me."

"Serves those homers right."

"Ya burnt, Atlanta"
-Sherman

Listening to Joe Buck's semi-profane response to the touchdown pass, it sounds like he had money on the Niners.

He got beat by Dr. Dre

Well he did pretty much yell at Erin Andrews after she lobbed a softball.

SHERMAN: Charity feels good, huh?

If the Auburn band were really acting like champions, they would have immediately lost interest once they heard the announcer enthusiastically shout out "YES!"

Surely you guys could have published a better photo of Beadle and Colin Cowherd than this one. At least use one where he's wearing pants?

Swindler's List

Travelling or not, she still drives a hell of a lot better than Laura Bush.

A brother can't get credit for shit around here.

I didn't dye for this.

[i]A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.[/i]