Of course Smith posted a poorly taken picture, the guy is all about miserable shot selection.

Michael Jordan may be a big fan of beer pong (because he cheats at it)

"And, you know, it's basketball too. Used to be, a dunk was just that - a 'dunk.' Nowadays, though, it's 'takin' it to the house.'

Used to be, getting taken to the house was a privilege, something for those in the fields to aspire to. Now it's getting bandied about like nothing. Disgusting."

"Catch radius? Nah, my dog got shots."
-E. Smith

Mushnick's issue with Moving The Chains is that he don't care if your wrists hurt, them fields ain't gon' plow themselves.

Considering the size of Mushnick's medicine cabinet, it's no surprise the man's a prescriptivist.

The Dolphins.

The use of public funds on sports stadiums and arenas is bad enough, but at least there's a concrete goal

Those shorts are the perfect Memento for this Northwestern season.

University of Chicago: Can you believe these upstarts at Northwestern are laying claim to the title of Chicago's team? How outrageous!

I know West Virginia is a bit "backwards," as they say, but it's borderline offensive to call it part of Canada.

Whatever. Pabst has been terrorizing Brooklyn for years.

This seemed like low-hanging fruit for you. Almost like it was very specifically gift wrapped.

A batter that hits and

Pretty sure Costas would just write in Eddie Gaedel on his ballot, as long as we're picking favorites

Pete Prose.

I'd say that's just a pretty good way. The best way would be if someone threw Bob Costas off a bridge abutment at the same time.

FAN: Hey you’re that guy from TV with the hot exotic wife. Does she really sound that annoying in real life?