The last time an owner of St. Louis Spirits received $500 million was 2009, when the Cardinals paid off Tony La Russa's bar tab.

Coroner: Gonna be a cold one tonight. Probably some deaths. How are we set on toe tags?

"I think the whole thing is a bit Sideways,"

"Yeah, this is the Super. You what? WHAT? You gotta speak u- oh Jesus what is it with you people? I swapped out all the sinks with the low-flow fixtures. I put in them new friggin small flush toilets that barely work. I fixed all the damn leaky pipes in the building. And now you want me to WASTE water?"

Also a place where you can see Auburn fans on TV

At least it's not as messy as the meth scandal on Rural Meyer's team.

David Carradine knows a thing or two about ecstatic suspension.

Moore: [nudges Ragland]

Like Gurnick, I do my best to pretend that the offensive explosion of the 90's never happened, but it's really hard to do when I hear Limp Bizkit on the radio.

Still a less painful boarding experience than Southwest.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.

DS you are so biased, how do you not mention the apples were for the horses he hired to run the front office?

I know somebody and they cry for you...

MOM: [gathers kids around kitchen table] I'm sorry, guys. The last thing I ever want to do is embarrass you or make you look silly. You know that, right?

Buzzed diving is still drunk diving

As a Detroiter, I'm sick and tired of these stereotypes about Detroit.

"now Bryant Mckinnie..he's a bigOT!"

This year's edition will have a number of new wrinkles

Chass is Rusty, Wheels Come Off Voting Process

If no one ever says anything, nothing ever changes.