Uh, what about all his work on Broadway? Being in the original cast of Pippin ain't easy.

"Some of my best penis receptacles are women."

He was obviously misquoted from the press conference after Sunday's game: "I'm not Jay. I really like winnin'."

Rodgers repeated "really" as part of State Farm's new Discount Double Chick campaign.

I guess the Hokie Pokie really is what it's all about.

5. Minnesota. Who was the coach? Did they even have a coach? Was it that guy with The Thing? He seemed nice. Whatever.

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

"This joke is an organization." - Yakov Smirnoff

When reached for comment, Coach Chidzinski replied: "Cleveland is a city in the State of Ohio."

SHIELDS: You okay, man?

Here is the photo negative

Strange place to sign, you would think a rugby player transitioning to american football would need coaching.

Snoop Dogg likes rolling paper so damn much.

Even Hanley Ramirez isn't dumb enough to give himself an extension.

Jesus. Johnson was playing with a torn PCL and a broken hipaa.

Finally, someone has the courage to illustrate the farce of the ballot "box."

a running back who can catch passes in Knowshon Moreno

Awwww, it has four lil' legs and can't get control of the puck.

You really have to credit this guy for his innovative response to being told to "go play in traffic."

You shouldn't laugh. It's actually a horrible story. The pedestrian was helping an elderly motorist with a flat tire. He had just gotten the jack off when the van clipped him.