It seems appropriate that something this garish and ugly is called a Jersey.

McDonald's would have sold more, but every time Flacco went in to get a six piece, he stalled out and settled for three.

Wow, I never actually realized he was always just a tool!

This is a goddamn travesty, and a shameful one at that. I've been all over the internet for the past hour telling everyone one I know how bad this is. I expect - hell - DEMAND that they give their fullest and undivided effort at all times. It's the American way, and the only way to be. Hell, I even put my boss on hold…

News of the billboard has had an advert effect on the Bucks.

If they're so considered with saving their bucks, why did they spend 5,000 of them on this billboard?

I'm not saying that Brian Boitano isn't of sound mind, but for him to wait this long to confirm what everybody already knew seems kind of Spacey, no?

I'm relieved this is not a real thing and pissed that you made me check.

He's not a player, he just gets crushed a lot.

Angry Alabama Fan Drops The Best Burn On Colin Cowherd

Every Leader Of The Japanese PGA Is Resigning In A Yakuza Scandal

Condoms, fireworks, gambling, porno, tobacco, many pharmaceuticals, "illegal products or services," strip clubs, "flavored malt beverages" and basically everything else fun other than beer and lingerie are verboten.

Well its simple Grant, Michael was the better player.

More like awwwwto immune deficiency syndrome, amirite??

The problem with Cooper's "redemption" is that it has gone way too far. He's so politically correct that it's sickening.

. . . his team's fans can set aside misgivings about rooting for a guy who got drunk and said something racist.

Therapist: [holds up picture of a black man]

Reached for comment, FCC Chairman Thomas Wheeler replied, "We passed that? Oh shit I don't remember that at ALL"

Holy shit! That's Jonathan Loyd in high school? Those other guys are tiny!