Well, he's a baller, so that's a start.

moments later, Loyd turned around and Ndiaye was assessed a flagrant 2.

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

Jimmy John's: For all your high, wasted needs.

Why would people expect the Tea Party to oppose Boston transplants dressing like Indians in their county?

The Tea Party does love a good recall.

Huh. It's kinda surprising the Georgia Tea Party would reject such a sweet deal.

4 yards and someone else getting the ball is how every Stevan Ridley video ends

This was probably the best game I've seen on League Pass all year. My favorite play of the game was either when Kyrie Irving Network Connection Errored, or maybe when Damian Lillard also Network Connection Errored.

Stars' pawn watches pawn stars.

Kreskin: "Magician"

"Maybe he forgot to yell, 'heads!'"

By my count, Tom, that's 14 people, a bear, two robots, a badger, and a football.

though we wouldn't be shocked if the league office gives Garvin a call

The Good News for him, is that Skyline Chili is a liquid.

That's funny; cause, I was gonna say: "Trite response comment in 3...2...1..."

"A boa constrictor, a necklace, and Tony Romo."