He forgot he didn't work at KNSFW.

Oh, and I'm not a Nigerian prince. Not tonight anyway.

FACT: Barry Sanders doesn't sleep; he merely eludes consciousness for a while.

If anybody's an authority on big slabs of dough, it's the guy to Lynch's left.

An air hockey table may be great for beer pong, but it's utterly incapable of accommodating a game of quarters.

This seems like a great idea, until you realize the whole thing melts if you hit three shots in a row.

My Coaching Philosophy:

"Never used cheat codes"

"Kerry Rhodes is ALL about the sweet stuff" - Chris Culliver

Dear Santa,

I really wish we had an anti-recommend button on Kinja. I have attached a post that I think demonstrates why that would be helpful. Also I want a kitten and a rocket ship and the Islanders not to be in the bottom five of the league. Say hi to the reindeer for me!

The bench as a whole is good enough to nudge the offense to just about league average.

No, I mean that's what we call them.

Let's see, looking at the film for the last few hours I can see they usually put up a pretty solid wall with their front four, but they can be exploited further down the field. Should definitely run a guy straight up the middle early and often to open up the defense.

At Oldcastle they would build moats to keep the press away.

Like the photoeditor of this post, you're right: I have no idea about this crop of young QBs.

Shanahan: "You're going to be just fine. I promise."

Blandino: Goddammit, Triplette!

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Mrs. Otey: Ohhhhh, he's so beautiful. He has your eyes!

Not completely. It's still mostly there.