Hey dude, nice forehead. More like a fivehead. Hair Club for Men much? Hahaha

"Jesus Christ, his face is damn near cut off!!"

"yeah, well momo-fuck-you too" - Dan Snyder

If I were Chang, I'd be very wary about using something called KickStarter to buy the Skins.

Pauline Marois: What we need is a hero, someone to unambiguously demonstrate our commitment to our goal.

Whether he'll admit it or not, after hearing this I can guarantee you Jay is on pins and needles. Well, at least needles.

Strange... When it's that cold I usually put the muff on my ears

Why? A made field goal is a made field goal.

... Which is also where the vast majority of super-long attempts are made because of (not necessarily accurate) conventional wisdom about altitude effects. You have to think about confounding variables, dumb-dumb.

Prater was the unsung hero of the insane Tebow saga in Denver; scoring the majority of the Broncos' points. Happy to see him get a moment in the sun. He murdered that football.

This joke sucks, but not as bad as Exeter's.

What would make you think that people who care enough about football to make fancy charts about it don't care enough to actually watch the games? For me, charts and data augment the games (usually after the fact), they don't replace them.

It's actually both stylish and functional, and you can totally reach your bottle without getting off the toilet.

Goddammit they're annihilating the spirit of the whole goddamn thing.

I dunno, I'd say Sub-Zero had a flawless victory.

No wonder NFL safeties would rather be coroners.

Herschel Walker: As a former Heisman winner I think it's in poor taste to use the Heisman as a barometer for integrity, and shameful for voter's to use it as purposes of grandstanding.

This is awful. There's no goddamn reason to put "KC Chiefs" in quotes.

thats the joke. your an idiot and someone should rape your mom.

"The sign was taken down hours later"

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