Do you see the part where BH4T made a joke, and you didn't? Hell, you didn't try. Even a bad joke would have been fine, and lord knows I make plenty of those.
Shoot, all you had to do was end yours "- Sonny Bono"

Not as bad as April 4th of each year, when a regular commenter changes his name to James Earl Rayism.

ESPN

"Oh my gosh, it's Josh, my phone's either off or I'm gettin' sauced. Leave a message at the beep."

You will be missed. You were the only guy left who didn't write about soccer.

As a Jets fan, I want you to know that I really resent the rhetorical question, Reuben.

Come on, guys, let's try to look at the positives here. For instance, Switzerland:

Well, as long as Winston feels emotionally charged, then he's probably learned his lesson.

@NBCSportsRadio: also, the person responsible for the tweet has been terminated. We're not saying he deserved to be fired, but what did he expect to happen?

CONFIRMED: Adolf Hitler gassed after conquest of Europe.

Barry, you're vastly over-simplifying the process. The Redskins don't just "get" jokes. First, they have to be free-agents. Next, you negotiate the contract. Then, you get them.

"Ah, fuck."

Mike Tirico's Inner Monologue: "What is he— can it be? Yes! He is reaching for my manly chest! All the days, the years I've longed for this, and finally my fantasies have come to fruition! Sure, to some, it may seem like a mere playful grope, but I know better. When you work alongside a man for so long, you can sense…

Briskey recognized her horrible mistake the instant she saw that Shepherd did in fact bleed crimson.

Joke's on Deadspin IMO.

This just in: Ted Williams is a head on the early Deadspin ballot.

Oh Bleacher report, your attention to detail is floorless.

God, TMZ Sports sucks so much. Some jerk with a camera somehow gets access to the great Paul Hornung in a candid setting without him minding, and all he can do is ask him questions about the weather and if New England has any "MVPs" that he likes. Does TMZ really think this kind of shit will substitute for actual…

Boy, their faces must really be red today. Wait, what are we allowed to say again?

If you're not going to bring things to a halt when you find out there's a potential problem with Down's, then why do we even have referees or amniocentesis?