I'm standing there, and there's blood all over the bathroom floor. All over the walls, the shower curtain, it's in the goddamn sink. So I turn to Greg, and I'm like, "Did you have to use the chainsaw, dude?" But Schiano, he just smiles, drops the saw, and takes a bite out of Goodell's liver. And then, get this, he…

If only getting out of Missouri were that easy for all its residents.

"There's nobody there for Alabama" - Every MENSA Meeting

Collaging has never been so fun!

We'll always have the URL.

"Dear oh dear, I feel so bad for Nick Saban right now."

- nobody

I think Bo was paying a compliment there; usually, four stars are a great review.

Quint, you're gonna need a bigger quote.

I guess some people have never heard of the "I accidentally an entire bottle of coke" meme. See, you leave out the verb and just have "I accidentally a <noun>" and let the mind wander. For all anyone knows, they could have accidentally done this:

In an alternate reality, Kidd didn't spill the soda, but was still fined by Mayor Bloomberg.

Sorry Sean, but you'll get no sympathy for me simply shittalking trailers. I've already lived through A Madea Christmas.

I have no problem with RGII making sure his son was okay. I know of another QB who wishes his father would've checked in after a game, if only to make sure he wasn't butthurt.

It stands to reason; Jones has never been one for displays of pride.

I'm trying to sell my vote. Do I "get" the site?

I think you meant Bobby Rainey. Chris Rainey is a scrub RB in Indianapolis.

Glennon can really hold his head high.

She has the numbers, but I can't help but think they were drug aided.

I don't even know who this person is.

He thought he hit a $20,000 shot, turns out it may have been a free throw.

It's sad that, in this day in age, when you see this kind of athletic performance, your first thought is that he must be using some kind of PED.