And receiving one vote, in second-last place on this writer's ballot... "Getting hit by a car"?!

Bring baseball writers' nightmares to life, and turn it into the Hall of Very Good.

1. Let's all guess what the most frequently-occurring ballot will be (e.g., four or five names, Maddux/Glavine, etc.)

Well, it IS a great time for stuffing!

You can buy Hall of Fame votes? Now we know why A-Rod is fighting so hard for his salary.

PICTURED: Robert Griffin III enjoys two of his 17 toppings during Monday Night Football.

I guess you've got two choices. Either a gigantic ass, or Brandon Moore's butt.

Stephen A. Smith: [barely mumbling, literally impossible to understand] skip lemme tell ya something. i remember the first time i laid eyes on john f kennedy. now let me tell you skip about the time i first laid eyes on john f kennedy. i said [suddenly screaming] SKIP BAYLESS I SAID NOW THIS [mumbles] is a [screams]…

"Oh no - no way. You think I believe the OFFICIAL story of what happened in Dallas? I've gone over the plan, the trajectory - it just doesn't add up. How could an experienced marksman have his target lined up, take his shot, then have some sort of magic physics change the trajectory as it hits the target?"

Also "weird but cool" to StateCollegeMom: That her son can get just as good of an education as Bonnie's son for a fifth of price which is nice because Ted has had trouble finding a job in sales and this way Tommy is still close to home so she can just swing up there if she wants to make sure his professors are…

Can't get out of the BMW! #Capped

"...on the Michigan radio show Doctor & Bentley."

Tigers pitcher Denny McLain hinted at some darker, less savory reasons for why the team traded first baseman Prince Fielder today

Yankees: [play a doubleheader]

I'm not going to slam community colleges, because I used to teach at one. But I also used to teach at USF.

I want to believe that the staff member's culture was "Hello Kitty-focused furries".

Worse, Incognito said on a number of occasions that the staff member's wife had sexual relationships with several members of the team.

This is all kind of moot. Eli will almost certainly never catch Peyton for the record of deepest pick.

Remember remember, the 19th of November