They want an injury so they can take your money away from you. That’s why not.

Where was this game played? I just want to know whether he's shooting from Luxembourg or Syria.

Kyle's style question: do I look cool in these shorts?

I get you. So Stalin isn't really a murderer at all, in this sense. He's more like a murder team GM.

Hey, what about mass murderers? Is Josef Stalin just a volume scorer? Is he, like, the Drew Bledsoe of killing?

1. Great Divide Oak Aged Yeti

If the Brewers want to follow the example of a team that wash their hands religiously, they should check out the Pittsburgh Pilates.

Rolle: Lord, if you are willing, take this cup from me.

were still able to watch the game from a less-desirable location

I don't really know what to tell you. The part of the article you quoted described a certain team-building strategy, to wit:

Eh. They signed Revis for, what, $12 million in 2014, and Brandon Browner for an average of a little over $5 million? Plus role players like Brandon LaFell and Patrick Chung? I don't see how that's qualitatively different from signing Johnson for an average of $7 million and Gore for an average of $4 million (the only…

New England, this year.

Confusion is Sex

Anthony: As a viewer sitting at home, without any real knowledge of what the people involved intended, I often find that what I'm seeing is confusing and subject to any number of wildly different interpretations. Can you explain the ending of Birdman to me?

+1

Assistant Referee: [waves flag]

Oh man.

Rahier ran from the scene, but police apprehended him close to the restaurant

They wouldn't have had to name him later if they'd gotten it right the first time.

Kaplan: You're sure you don't have it?