The whole thing is just so ridiculous. I don't even understand how this double standard works. Unlike Ray Rice, there's just no evidence that Josh Gordon drug anyone.

Stanford Student: Oh man, we're so awesome!

Absolutely, Tom. And his teammates must be uncomfortable if they're making him shower in a habit.

+1

That's the ultimate letdown, isn't it? One second, you're all psyched up, ready to get into the game, excited to help your team get that win. The next second, you're hit in the face with a St. Louis Cardinals fan.

Honesty and integrity must be at the center of our program, unless maybe Mike Pouncey is available.

"We are extremely disappointed in Josh," said USC head football coach Steve Sarkisian. "He let us all down. As I have said, nothing in his background led us to doubt him"

Well, I guess this is land over.

You can follow it up with a test on some obscure unwritten rules. Do not bring a #2 pencil.

• Brady passes Moon (needs 420,414,852)

he was always like a little brother to me

I don't know who caught the drone, but I do know he wasn't a Carolina receiver.

What's the big deal, Barry? It's not like this is anything special. The Sky comes back literally every morning.

In defense of the blind draw, it's damned near impossible for either team to score if they can't see.

[has fractured rib]

This is a good joke.

+1

Ha!

His parents should be so proud. It's never too early for these young people to start thinking about their careers.

My thoughts on people falling down, bashing themselves over the head, and otherwise harming and embarrassing themselves are much simpler: I am staunchly pro