The moving scene was regrettably cut short by a counterprotest from the Washington Bullets.

Orakpo: Woo! Yeah! This ain't college!

"Fuck the matriarchy!"

+1

In happier Derek Rose news, I hear he's head over heels for the ice bucket challenge.

But it's clear that connectivity is the future of American stadiums, especially for football, where teams are desperate to recreate the superior aspects of the home-viewing experience.

Perry: [does not resurface]

Tavon Austin: What's that supposed to be?

Ha!

When is Deadspin getting militarized?

Putin may or may not deserve the credit, but it's clear from this video that Russia is enjoying a renaissance.

I don't envy his teammates, having to shower with the guy. The shower is one of the absolute worst places to have a backup.

Holy shit. +1

No, Samer. Danny Ocean-level shit would be selecting that useless, aging fraud Saul Bloom.

[swings]

I got to try Chico King on draught, and it was substantially better than in the bottle. I think the beer may already have been a bit past its prime when it shipped in the 12-packs.

+1

"But she was totally asking for it! Did you see what she was wearing? The number 23!"

All the types of beer you listed exist.

Update: Kosar now says that his original picture was "misconstrued." He's tweeted the following clarification: