That's nothing. Junior Seau's car had a bouncer.

Awww! Look at that big stuffed animal! Isn't he just adorable in his polo and khaki shorts?

That's Not How Pudding Works, Adolf Frederick

Just saw this in the Roundup. Incredible. +1

You call this a soccer custom, Barry, but it would never fly in Brazil. They don't believe in marking anyone.

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Hey guys, I'm pretty sure the irregular pant stripe was only a feature of Christian Ponder's uniform.

What an idiot. He shouldn't have told the newspaper he was nearby.

Four straight World Cups, hidden in plain sight. No one even noticed they were there. Who are these guys, the English national team?

Damn you, Lindy West. Damn you for the emotional pain you've just caused me. For one fleeting moment, I allowed myself to believe that my local Walgreens might have an entire aisle devoted to delicious honey-based alcoholic beverages – and then, with one hyperlink, you strangled that hope in it's cradle.

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"Am I supposed to eat these [dicks]," said the animatronic Tyrannosaurus Rex, drawing an exasperated sigh from Steven Spielberg. "T," said Spielberg, "did you even read the goddamned script?"

A history of consistent failure would also be a terrific reason for you to stop commenting.

Ha!

In the states that have had their gay marriage bans overturned, it's usually been by federal courts. Those will be appealed up to the Supreme Court, and in a lot of states that have been subject to those rulings (take, for example, Utah) it's hard to imagine any state action to legalize gay marriage in the couple of…

maybe the guy with the scrambled brains shouldn't get to decide how scrambled his brains are.

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well that wasn't supposed to be a reply

This is a lot less gruesome than the trick shots compilation from Craig James.

Mr. Rovell, if you want to do a live chat on Deadspin, you'll need to schedule it with the staff like everyone else.