Obey these 6 weird rules about uniform dimensions (Tony Meola HATES them)

Oh, Switzerland! starring George Berns

McCants is aptly named. If he were a McCann, he'd have just left the papers unwritten.

You can't feel too bad for her. She got what every bride dreams of: A wedding without pier.

Tadano: [is outed as gay porn actor]

+1

+1

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It'd be poetic justice if they did find evidence in Hernandez's ink, since he obviously only went to the tattoo parlor to hide his guns.

I tried to run a weekly "Dumb Questions From Luddites" mailbag on my blog, but I never got any emails.

Pollard: [makes catch]

Sean, it's called a baseball diamond.

Price: [loads Deadspin.com]

+1

Twelve or thirteen people just standing there watching while no one gets hit? In Chicago, they'd call that "too many men on the field."

Perfect.

Worse still, there was no one at the game to give the kid food, and clothes, and cars, and houses.

No windows!

At the urging of Bill Belichick, Derby officials are also looking into the possibility that Welker's pick was illegal.

"Can't you wait a week, I'm good for it, I promise. I'm sorry kids, but we can't afford presents this year. When I win the lottery..."