Stick to sports apparel, Deadspin.

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If a horse held a press conference and guaranteed victory, would you be more or less likely to bet on him? Asking for a friend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Back lash? I thought this was the post-Donald Sterling NBA!

Klan Air

Divided 93

No excuse. Legendary Stanford quarterback John Elway never got free meals from his school either, but you didn't see him going out and stealing apples, or bales of hay.

Do you ever have that feeling like you must be missing something, but you can't quite figure out what?

Holy shit, guys. I read the whole thing, and it looks like they really did take out the First Amendment.

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65 million-201 million: 2:50 (6:30/mile). RUN YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR, RUN

Several highly successful sports programs had to be omitted from the rankings to avoid a 120-way tie for first.

Hey, I just want to say that this is pretty smart and please keep commenting.

That's really sharp. +1

Roosevelt should have seen this coming when the Secret Service changed his codename to Watership.

Blethers, Deadspin! If ye give'p a hame run, ye canna 'ave a nae-nae!

Could you say more about this?

I don't know about this. If they let him race again, aren't they just perpetuating a vicious cycle?

Well, obviously it can't have been Snyder. She said he was six feet tall.

The Stanford band has been known to do this, but only when one of its pieces calls for A minor in possession.