Ha! At last these motherfuckers learn what it's like to be canned!

The pair immediately recognized their shared bond, and spent hours reminiscing together about all the times they got blown up.

Not a huge surprise. When you're cleaning up after a scandal like this, you have to start at the top, and everyone knows you can't run a train without the head trainer.

Tom, I think you've missed the context that makes this angle important: the Ray Rice brand has recently lost a lot of its market share to Uncle Ben's.

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In the end, Martin felt his only option was to walk away from a realm so unfamiliar and hostile.

The protesters are all wearing leggings as pants. Are we sure these aren't the Fashion Cossacks?

Goddamn. +1

While I'm sure a lot of people around the world will see this and think her behavior is rude, immature, classless, and utterly lacking in the decorum we expect from Olympic medalists, in her home country it's perfectly acceptable to greet people with a Kiss.

No slouching breasts.

Audit: UFC Books Match, But We're Not Sure Why They're Being Kept By A Number One Contender And A Twitter User

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Castoldi told Bloomberg that he spent a few weeks memorizing famous Russian folk songs so that he could play those during games.

I'd have thought that would be the posterior cruciate ligament.

While sportswriters carry on about the passing of Derek Jeter, the average New York sports fan is still mourning the passing of Eli Manning.

Jersey vest? No, that's a Toronto vest.

The good news is that with that third fall, Abbott became the first American skater to perform a triple klutz.

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It doesn't help Incognito's case that #railroaded just leads to a bunch of crude tweets about Martin's sister.

Latvia should have known from the Swiss team's scoreboard graphic that they wouldn't be content to keep it square.