Frenzel: [jumps three feet in the air]

Walking between events: Sausage ("Bad! Bad dog! No treat!")

I'm not sure exactly why, but I get the feeling he might be whitewashing some things.

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Forget the difference between short- and long-track speed skating?

"The Olympics is a bunch of cheeseburgers? Fuck this, we're out."

My Way Is My Decision, Other Than Being Mostly Dictated By The Slope Of The Hill, And I'd Probably Better Ski Around The Gates Too Or I'll Receive A Time Penalty, But I Can At Least Decide On The Curve Of My Path Around The Gates, Although If You Think About It There's Probably A Single Fastest Path, Too, So The Only…

You didn't mention a third preposterous rumor about a possible trade for Mike Glennon, but I think that and the Manning one are neck and neck.

He's not dead, but I bet Jay Cutler is also turning over somewhere.

GolfRunner would later pull a similar stunt in a fantasy PGA mock by selecting Casey Martin.

Moguls seems like death on all of your joints

[watches video]

Specifically, Kennedy didn't care for the part where she leaned back and to the left.

Well, they'll need a pretty big canon to get him all the way there.

Hey, she runs exactly like I do!

Hey, they ski exactly like I do!

'Snot that impressive.

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that appears to be a Russian hockey player stealing a pretty ice skater from the defeated Canadian hockey team

@sausagethedog BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK lobby yet.