They had to push the trolley because they couldn't get it out of neutral.

or someone thought that running out a forgotten one-hit wonder with a pseudo-pornographic act would quiet down all that global criticism of institutionalized anti-gay hatred, and by the way, if this is the case, boy have I got a PR opportunity for you. Call me!

Feel free to come back to this post later tonight, when you're, like, super high.

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"Bored senseless"? Drew, don't tell me you're buying the NFL's diagnosis of Herschel Walker.

Notice to Athletes

(Not sure what happened here; unfortunately Kinja, like Sochi, often makes it impossible not to make a mess.)

I wouldn't call him "brave,"

This may be law-abiding behavior in America, but in Russia you'd see prison time for a pussy riot.

As a Union fan, I really wish William Sherman had burned more cotton gins.

Even if Miller is correct that the award ought to go to the player who did the most to carry a team of bad players, the quarterback he's looking for is not Tom Brady, it's Philip Rivers, who performed much better with comparable offensive talent and an awful, awful defense.

I probably can't claim to know exactly how you guys feel today, but the last thirty minutes sure felt like a month to me.

Orange States, Ranked

I don't get it. If Wyllie wanted to present the media with a dump, why didn't he just invite them to tour FedEx Field?

A certain ignorant segment of America is already quick to brand black athletes

Whoa. +1

[eh]

She's just bitter about having to be at the base of the 3 high pyramid scheme.