And if none of those avenues Sherman mentioned work out, he can also tell young women about the best corners.

I wasn't that surprised when the Denver Post hired a marijuana editor, but I didn't expect ESPN to follow suit so quickly.

Wow. No homosexuals at all? I'd love to see the critics of Russia's anti-gay laws try and argue with results like those.

Barometric pressure? Hmm.

This broadcast brought to you by VISA, the King of Beers.

Not a great sign, but at least they got a discount on it.

Hauschka might never have made this crucial decision if not for Carroll's new team motto, Do Your Job, Except For You, Steven Hauschka, No One Here Wants To See You On The Field Anyway So Why Don't You Just Sit The Hell Back Down Already.

No, no... Mr. Winslow, that is not what we meant. Please put your beefmeter away.

+1

I can beat that.

I don't think Belichick's got anything to worry about. Patriots players are almost never caught holding.

I think it's pretty unfair to refer to patent attorneys—even insane ones—as "non-legal minds".

designer Taylor Holland takes vectors of various sports fields

Okay, so what about my service dog, Frisbee?

If he'd consulted Theo Epstein before the interview, he'd know the actual scale goes from negative to way below replacement.

+1

I don't really follow tennis that much, but I assume this means Michael Pemulis is doing pretty well.

Kent,

The only thing that stops a bad guy with shoes is J.R. Smith.

Minor correction, Tom: The post only links to one story. I'd really like to read the other two.