Don't be ridiculous, guysh. Steve Francis has never had an allergy to being shellfish.

Oh God. +1

That's just so cruel. I can't believe they make the poor things race against a car.

This should absolutely be condemned. There's only a very subtle difference between Seattle's approach and the tactics of illegal cockfighters, which include quite a lot of fowling.

I was tempted to joke that this incident "stopped the presses," but there have been so many newspaper closures that the plural is no longer appropriate.

"Unfortunately for the image of the CFL, it was a chance to sell Canadian football to the American public, and the product was just so lopsided the games weren't interesting," Enberg said.

+1

"Moving the chains" is unacceptable nonsense?

This is a pretty neat concept for a promotion, since the product they're advertising is a lot like making love in the Bud Light Hotel New York.

This is a pretty neat concept for a promotion, since the product they're advertising is a lot like making love in the Bud Light Hotel New York.

Wait, you're telling me I could have voted for my favorites? Then where the hell was the poll for "warm woolen mittens"?

Le Batard did not accept money for his vote, only opened it up to fans.

Dan LeBatard's Look-At-Me Acts, Ranked

If your Great Dane can only hold 0.4 gallons of urine, I'm sorry to tell you, you're not using nearly enough of the Great Dane.

The 2014 Baseball Hall of Fame ballot was one of the most loaded

Okay, look. I know the overwhelming instinct here on Deadspin is going to be to congratulate Hitzlsperger, but he's got to understand that he lives in a culture that has established certain rules and norms. We're under no obligation to celebrate or even respect choices that are at odds with the standards of behavior…

Okay, I've got to agree based on those tweets that this is the worst deal ever signed, but still, $500 million?

Eh, what can you do with conditions like that? It's awfully dark inside a buffalo, and far too warm to keep the ice frozen.

Dammit. +1

Another theory has it that the FBI got an anonymous tip about pictures of Miners.