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Just one point off? Don't worry. Matt Prater will be along to bail him out any moment now.

Someone from Kotaku may be able to correct me, but isn't it the pro version of the game that's both electronic and Madden?

Still way less embarrassing than Bill Simmons's picks.

Ah, of course. One of my favorite traditional Mexican dances, the cuerpo estudientil derecho.

This would never have happened in Japan, where crane accidents have been virtually eliminated through superior design.

At least we know there was a method to this madness.

In fact, the agreement called for us to make a sizable donation to a non-profit that helps wounded veterans readjust to civilian life.

The real reason the NFL can't fix concessions any time soon is Tony Siragusa.

[builds punchline around Cowboys offensive line]

Gotta be honest: When I saw a guy in a Panthers jersey getting hit by buckets of liquid, my first thought was that I was looking at Cris Collinsworth's Luke Kuechly Fathead.

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Another regrettable angle is the one I chose for this joke.

Lamb poon? I knew accepting the gays would lead to bestiality!

Someone is inevitably going to claim that this is abuse, but that's ridiculous. You want to see abuse? Just look at what West Virginia fans do to THEIR couches.

Big deal. This is exactly the same move Patrick Kane does if you ask him to skate a straight line.

Tim Tebow hasn't bought a lottery ticket since college because you can't get them at a 5-13.

Sorry, additive effect.

With Auburn about to compete for the national championship, has there been any study on the relative effect of live plant mascots? It's my thesis that money doesn't grow on trees.

Albert Burneko,

They'd have been hollow points, anyway.