The folks at SaveOurBucks.com wouldn't call it "tanking."

This is still better than the letter from Stanford, which offered Farrar a sea serpent.

M. Night Shyamalan doesn't see why Rose can't be both.

As sequels go, I'm sure this will still be better than What to Expect When You're Expecting, But More So.

"I forget things, but that's part of the game."

Some Questions About That Auburn-Alabama Game

There's an analogous rule in baseball, stating that if there's a tap, Tony LaRussa must be at least .3.

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Children are scary fans, true, but they're even more terrifying competitors, as anyone who's had to play against Danny Woodhead this year can attest.

It's a given that any draw would be relatively easy for France. They've been practicing drawing since at least 30,000 B.C.

You don't get consideration for the Walter Payton Man of the Year award for publicly being a shithead, then not being a shithead in public for a while.

Damn! +1

It's an illusion. Obviously one of these players is going to look a lot taller when the other one Ducks.

[beaten to the punch]

It's interesting how players adapt to their level of competition. In the NFL, Gronk's game was mostly about size and strength, but in this league he's really known for his wheels.

I might be able to use this to challenge my fantasy football loss, but I'll need evidence that it resulted in a score.

The surgery needs to be done as soon as possible because she is going through a lot of pain at the moment

I think another part of what's so silly about voters purporting to consider off-field integrity is that it's not truly evaluated for every player. The question is only raised for players who become involved in some kind of controversy, whether the controversy is genuine or not. For the other candidates, absence of…

I won't believe Winston came in first until I see it confirmed by DNA testing.

Jordan Lynch just shit all over New York pizza